"hey do you want to hang out tonight?"
"we’ll have food"
This is extremely important and powerful
Me and my girls at the club
Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club
calculator more like calcuLATER i aint about that math life
'i dont even know how to hold a baby'
'im crying in a restaurant'
OH MY GOD
Don’t swear the baby doesn’t like it xD
holy shit he got owned
*puts on blow by beyonce*
"make sure you clean that, it’s the only way to get the….