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penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

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meanplastic:

when you accidentally open your front camera

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choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years

hold-on-till-day:

I found my senior quote.

(Source: sensationalsherri, via death-by-lulz)


It comes with 2 subwoofers 

fuxandsui:

1112pm:

"If you can see a future without me and that doesn’t break your heart then I can’t stay here."

Ouwch

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carbae21:

sbol:

aphredite:

Kim Kardashians Tits need to be on your blog

done


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